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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

What's In A Name ... ?

 

well maybe some of this if you're not carefull -

whoop ass  

 

I suppose an explaination is in order.....

 

On a day not very long ago - one with much lower temperatures than today - when cares were few and all was right with the world....  oh, wait -- you probably want the real version, not the fairy tale one...

About a week ago, I'm pulling up to the front of my favorite gas and mini-mart store "Quick Trip" when I happen to see the husband of a good friend of mine walking towards the front entrance. 

As it had been sometime since I had seen him, I rather quickly stopped my vehicle, opened the door and as I was getting out of the truck, called out " Hey ______ !" and started walking towards him.

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He turned about rather quickly, and didn't look too happy with me. As a matter of fact, he was now walking towards me, and I noticed a distinct scowl and clentched fists that was very uncommon for ____!.

He looked like _____!.

He was built like _____!,

maybe even bigger than the last time I saw _____!  (think 6' 5" - 275lbs )

and his eyes were a heck of a alot redder than ____'s ! ever were that i could remember....

 

 

 

 

and then time seemed to stop...

 

 

 

 

In that brief and fleeting moment I realized why.

 

 

 

 

 

Because

 

 

 

It

 

 

 

WASN'T 

 

 

 

 ______!.

 

 

 

My life began to pass before my eyes.

 

 

Instead of the wonderful memories of all the good things that have made up the storyboard of my time on this Earth that others seem to tell of getting to experience - I, on the other hand, just got fast forwarded to the last picture I would most likely know:

 

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Now lucky for me rabbits' is quick on their thinkin' too !  So in the space of about 8 1/2 feet, I had to defuse this potential for hospitalization and do it quick.

 

The fact that I'm able to type this entry is testiment to my ability to have done so successfully. 

I even offered to buy the guy a coffee or beverage of his choice for the misunderstanding.

 

 

 

But back to the title of this little narrative:

 

So what Is in a name ? 

I've never quite understood some of the variants of the given names people have...

but then, that's not up to me to decide. I suppose anyone can call themselves whatever they may choose.

 

So, if you're a Christine, you can be a "Chris" or a "Chrissy" or  a "Tina"

 

if you're a Robert, you can be a  "Bob" or a "Rob" or a "Bert" 

 

if you're a Margaret, you can be a "Marge" a "Maggie" or even a "Peggy"

 

if you're a Richard, you can be a "Rich" or a "Rick"

 

 

 

 

 

.... just  please, don't be a  "Dick" ! 

 

.

 

 Posted 6/24/2009 1:16 AM - 62 Views - 16 eProps - 17 comments

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Do they have those cans in the mini minni-soda size?
Posted 6/24/2009 1:26 AM by ElevenStones Xanga True Member - reply

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This one was TEXAS-sized ! ... I'm not sure, but I think they might have them up there... but with the mosquito population what it is, you might find it under the brand  "pissed-OFF!"

Posted 6/24/2009 1:30 AM by StlPromoPrint2 - reply

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well rabbit  just gotta remember there are a lot of Dick's in this world they might be  rather prefer to be called MR. DICK  guess the "Hello my Name Is "stick" on mane tags is a safer way to go through life.I'm so glad you made it out of there with only one bent ear..
Posted 6/24/2009 1:43 AM by jstickmann Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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OMG - this is hilarious.  Ok - sorry, maybe I'm not meant to laugh.   ~  V
Posted 6/24/2009 3:16 AM by venice Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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sounds like that guy is a dick....he answered to it like a dick anyways...and i got my own can of whupass...called .357
Posted 6/24/2009 7:14 AM by tialoca_talks - reply

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My grandfather and uncle are of said name.  Maybe that's why my uncle has always gone by "Bud"!  LOL!  And it's thankfully my brother's MIDDLE name! 


But, I ask you,  WHO could get so mad at a cute rabbit with a little heart on his ear? 


Kathi

Posted 6/24/2009 10:20 AM by Still_groovy Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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@venice - of course you are !  My trials & tribulations would be for naught, if not to at least provide a bright spot in the day for others....


@tialoca_talks - see, normally ? I'd be with you 100 % ... but THIS time, I was the 'unknowing' aggressor....  


@Still_groovy -  why thank you ..!   it used to be on my sleeve, but I had to move it up higher 'cause it kept getting ripped apart down there....

Posted 6/24/2009 1:15 PM by StlPromoPrint2 - reply

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horse hockey...how can someone calling out a name be considered an aggressor??  give me a giant break...
Posted 6/24/2009 2:12 PM by tialoca_talks - reply

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@StlPromoPrint2 - I hear ya!

Posted 6/24/2009 2:46 PM by Still_groovy Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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@tialoca_talks - in and of itself - no ... but it was the 'totality of the circumstances' I suppose ..... the volume, the rapid movements, etc...I mean, I could give you an example of how you might find it offensive, but then that wouldn't be very gentlemanly of me .... and I wouldn't want to jeopardize a seat at that table of yours :))

Posted 6/24/2009 3:26 PM by StlPromoPrint2 - reply

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i try not to get offended unless someone hits me with a board...
Posted 6/24/2009 3:48 PM by tialoca_talks - reply

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@tialoca_talks - me too...... why I once even took a whack from a fryin' pan I do beleive......

Posted 6/24/2009 3:50 PM by StlPromoPrint2 - reply

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i know you took the threat of a whack from a fryin' pan..hahahahaha
Posted 6/24/2009 4:00 PM by tialoca_talks - reply

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@StlPromoPrint2 - definitely the bright spot of my day...    

Posted 6/24/2009 6:20 PM by venice Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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funny! 


Glad you're still around to tell the story.

Posted 6/24/2009 6:30 PM by online now S2Know Xanga Premium Member - reply

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That was funny!  I DO hope it was not that bad for you! I have mistakenly spoken to people in stores because I saw them from the back.  When I see someone from the front and I am not sure if I know them or not, I don't speak because I have been wrong with that one too!  Thanks for the chuckle Wabbit Man!
Posted 6/25/2009 11:41 AM by martna1 Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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Aww. That's funny and awful all at the same time.

=P
Posted 7/21/2009 3:48 PM by truth_behind_white_lies - reply


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